Valco

RetailPirkanmaa, Finland11-50 Employees

Valco is the world's nicest evil corporation.

Our goal is to sell so many headphones and other audio products that we can build our own Death Star (not related to the Walt Disney Company). Additionally, it is important to us that everyone who funded the Death Star wants to come with us.

Not because we would blow up the Earth, but because we are so nice. Our basic principle is to treat all customers and partners like our own friends – that is, generally well. Our mission is to make people feel good about giving us their hard-earned money.

We strive to be the leading manufacturer of innovative, sustainable, and Finnish-designed (and largely made) audio products that offer the best value for money to customers.

We promise not to sell crap.

In our plans, part of the customers' money goes to beer, child support, big gold watches, fast cars (or unnecessarily large cars), and other necessities before the actual Death Star can be built.

Our goal is to continuously improve our products and processes and minimize our environmental impact while providing our customers with the best possible audio experience.

In the end, nothing matters because sooner or later we will build the Death Star (still not related to the Walt Disney Company) and enslave all of humanity (except our customers, partners, and resellers).

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